junk mail & what to do with it.
Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 11:54 am
>HOW GOOD IS THIS ?
>
>REVENGE ON THE TELEMARKETER
>
>Three Little Words That Work!!
>
>(1) The three little words: "Hold On, Please..."
>Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off ( instead of
>hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more
>time-con su ming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt.
>
>Then when you eventually hear BT's "beep-beep-beep" tone, you know it's
>time to go back and hang up your handset .... you have efficiently
>completed your task.
>
>These three little words could help eliminate telephone soliciting.
>
>(2) Do you ever get those annoying phone calls with no one on the other
>end?
>
>This is a telemarketing technique where a machine makes phone
>calls and records the time of day when a person answers the phone.
>
>This technique is then used to determine the best time of day for a
>"real" salesperson to call back and get someone at home.
>
>What you can do after answering: If you notice there is no one there, is
>to immediately start hitting your # button on the phone, 6 or 7 times, as
>quickly as possible. This confuses the machine that dialled the call and
>it kicks your number out of their system. Gosh, what a shame not to
>have your name in their system any longer!!!
>
>
>3: When you get those "pre-approved" letters in the mail for everything
>from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type junk, do not throw away
>the return envelope.
>
>Most of these come with postage-prepaid return envelopes, right?
>
>It costs them more than the regular postage "IF" and when they are
>returned. It costs them nothing if you throw them away! In that
>case, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these
>cool little, postage-prepaid return envelopes.
>
>Send an advert for your local chimney sweeper to American Express ... they
>might need one!
>Send a pizza coupon to HSBC ... in case their canteen packs up. You get
>the idea.
>
>If you didn't get anything else that day, then just send them back their
>blank application form ... after all, it is their form!
>
>If you want to remain anonymous, just make su re your name isn't on
>anything you return.
>
>You can even send the envelope back empty if you want to just to keep them
>guessing! It still costs them, and it is their envelope after all ...
>you are just returning it!!!!
>
>The banks and credit card companies are currently getting a lot of their
>own junk back in the post, but folks ..... we need to OVERWHELM them, in
>order to stop them.
>
>Let's let them know what it's like to get lots of junk mail,
>and best of all they're paying for it ... Twice!
>
>Let's help keep Royal Mail busy. Since the Royal Mail are saying that
>e-mail is cutting into their business profits, let's help them so they will
>not need to increase postage costs again. You get the idea!
>
>If enough people follow these tips, it will work ---- maybe you'll get very
>little junk mail anymore.
>
>THIS JUST MIGHT BE ONE E-MAIL THAT YOU WILL WANT TO FORWARD TO YOUR
>FRIENDS!!!!!!!
>
>REVENGE ON THE TELEMARKETER
>
>Three Little Words That Work!!
>
>(1) The three little words: "Hold On, Please..."
>Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off ( instead of
>hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more
>time-con su ming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt.
>
>Then when you eventually hear BT's "beep-beep-beep" tone, you know it's
>time to go back and hang up your handset .... you have efficiently
>completed your task.
>
>These three little words could help eliminate telephone soliciting.
>
>(2) Do you ever get those annoying phone calls with no one on the other
>end?
>
>This is a telemarketing technique where a machine makes phone
>calls and records the time of day when a person answers the phone.
>
>This technique is then used to determine the best time of day for a
>"real" salesperson to call back and get someone at home.
>
>What you can do after answering: If you notice there is no one there, is
>to immediately start hitting your # button on the phone, 6 or 7 times, as
>quickly as possible. This confuses the machine that dialled the call and
>it kicks your number out of their system. Gosh, what a shame not to
>have your name in their system any longer!!!
>
>
>3: When you get those "pre-approved" letters in the mail for everything
>from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type junk, do not throw away
>the return envelope.
>
>Most of these come with postage-prepaid return envelopes, right?
>
>It costs them more than the regular postage "IF" and when they are
>returned. It costs them nothing if you throw them away! In that
>case, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these
>cool little, postage-prepaid return envelopes.
>
>Send an advert for your local chimney sweeper to American Express ... they
>might need one!
>Send a pizza coupon to HSBC ... in case their canteen packs up. You get
>the idea.
>
>If you didn't get anything else that day, then just send them back their
>blank application form ... after all, it is their form!
>
>If you want to remain anonymous, just make su re your name isn't on
>anything you return.
>
>You can even send the envelope back empty if you want to just to keep them
>guessing! It still costs them, and it is their envelope after all ...
>you are just returning it!!!!
>
>The banks and credit card companies are currently getting a lot of their
>own junk back in the post, but folks ..... we need to OVERWHELM them, in
>order to stop them.
>
>Let's let them know what it's like to get lots of junk mail,
>and best of all they're paying for it ... Twice!
>
>Let's help keep Royal Mail busy. Since the Royal Mail are saying that
>e-mail is cutting into their business profits, let's help them so they will
>not need to increase postage costs again. You get the idea!
>
>If enough people follow these tips, it will work ---- maybe you'll get very
>little junk mail anymore.
>
>THIS JUST MIGHT BE ONE E-MAIL THAT YOU WILL WANT TO FORWARD TO YOUR
>FRIENDS!!!!!!!
